Top Ten VP Actresses

In reaction to a post I did a couple of weeks a go, a couple of you have sent me emails asking who would be the best VP -- if they were an actress or played VP in a movie. To be honest, I can't recall one female VP, aside from Glenn Close in Air Force One, so I've decided to change it ... Top 10 Women Actresses that would be a better presidential candidate than what we currently have:

1. Fergie - wouldn't it be great to have a president who is F A B U L O U S ... if you ain't got no money get your broke ass home.

2. Jessica Simpson -- I'm putting her on here for the hopes that some one would kidnap her b/c she was the president and we could all forget about her existence.

3. Kate Bosworth -- yup, I've seen Tad Hamilton, Rules of Attraction, Blue Crush and Superman Rules for one reason and one reason only ... b/c I think Kate could be a great president :)

4. Geena Davis -- She played president on some show on ABC and it wasn't very good. Plus, she was in the movie where she was a pirate that basically closed an entire movie studio b/c it was so bad ... on second though ... no to Geena Davis.

5. Leighton Meister -- That's right -- a Gossip Girl cast member. She's kinda mean and I think she has what it takes to stick it to the bad guys. And I guess she's do a good job with health care reform and the budget?

6. Paris Hilton -- she already has a campaign video and she gets drunk with McCain's daughter, so why not? She's got enough money to bail out the economy and she'd be the first president to have a porno in the oval office. Scratch that, I forgot about slick willy and Kennedy.

7. Natalie Portman -- let's see, she brought down the British Government in V for Vendetta and she was queen of the galaxy or something in Star Wars. Plus, she played a Queen in some movie with Scarlet Johansen. And don't forget she was the lil girl in the Professional.

8. Tina Fey -- Could you imagine the press conferences if Tina Fey was president? We'd probably have a cabinet of Tim Meadows, Alec Baldwin and Will Ferrel. I say AWESOME. Put that lipstick on a pig!

9. That Chic in the Terminator 3 -- it was a bad movie, but what if our president was a liquid robot that could vaporize bad guys. She could single handed wipe out Al Queda and Duke fans. It's a win, win!

10. Jennifer Garner -- I still remember Alias and I will never admit to seeing it, but Elektra. She kicked some serious ass, plus, she took down a ton of terrorist in the Kingdom. You'd think I'd have her at number one, but then I saw Catch and Release (second worst movie of all time) and how can you forget -- she's married to Ben Affleck.

11. Kate Beckinsale -- She gets an A for kicking ass, but she's a Brit, so she can't be pres, but I'm a fan, so she made the list.

12. The chic in Cloverfield that lives til the end -- well, she survived a giant monsters to that gives her survival skill. Plus, I ran into her in the Highlands a couple of weeks ago (she lives in Atlanta) and she seemed like an academic genius.